“I believe Khajiit clean themselves with their tongues and hork up hairballs when nobody is watching.”
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“I tried making a mage but I just cannot hit anything with a spell at a distance. I feel like I’m missing out on a lot.”
Thought I was the only one. Archer 4 life
“To this day, I still cannot bring myself to put a spider egg in my pocket, let alone try one for alchemy uses. Am a huge arachnophobia and just seems really wrong to put spider eggs in your pocket, what if they hatched and crawled out…..eck!!!!!!!”
“Skyrim is a profound escape for me. When the real world becomes too much, there’s always this rich, wonderful universe waiting where I can be anything. I am so grateful.”
“I hate Heimskr with a burning passion for an unknown reason. I always kill him as publicly as possible because I know everyone is secretly going: “yes”.”
“When I play Skyrim I feel the need to sleep and eat when appropriate, rather like driving safe on Grand Theft Auto.”
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“Sometimes, when an enemy’s so close to death that they start crawling, I deliberate whether or not to actually kill them, or honour them as a worthy foe and allow them to live. That’s a lie, I kill them and come up with some awesome catchphrase while I do it.”
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“Everyone’s butt looks so fine in the Dark Brotherhood armor. More like Dat Bootyhood, amirite?”
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“Sometimes, when an enemy’s so close to death that they start crawling, I deliberate whether or not to actually kill them, or honour them as a worthy foe and allow them to live. That’s a lie, I kill them and come up with some awesome catchphrase while I do it.”
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